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I keep hearing people say "oh, you keep expecting to feel different after you're married, and then you're shocked to realized you feel exactly the same."

Well, they're all crazy!

How can anyone possibly feel the same? The world is bright, wonderful, and perfect! You're married to the most wonderful women in the world! You're her husband! You're going to be beside her for the rest of your life! You're going to eat meals together, share a bed together, have beautiful children together, grow old together!

I don't just feel different, everything feels different. I swear to the Dragons, colours are even brighter.

Maybe those people just don't have wives as perfect as mine. That'll be my working theory.